Category Archives: the 'hood

Techniques they don’t teach you in Parenting 101, but should

Out on the street in front of my apartment, there is a woman yelling “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!” at two rambunctious children.

Oh, yuck.

87% humidity tonight.

View from the balcony

So, I watched some of Town Meeting from the balcony last night, and I learned something interesting: If you squint a bit, you can see which TMMs are reading comics.
(awesome image lazily lifted from Sam Hiti’s website without permission - hopefully it’s OK. Buy some of his stuff - I did!)

Suburban reclamation project

Well, the switcheroo of the office and the living room progresses - lots of crap has been moved, the network is up again, etc. Aches and pains have just necessitated a beer break. I anticipate an additional Vindaloo-related break shortly, as well.

Hazzard County, MA

(Mass Ave, just outside Harvard, facing Porter)
Officer looks askance at DFF, while DFF snaps pic after pic, chuckling.
DFF: Sorry - when I am ever going to see something this absurd again?
OFFICER: …
OFFICER: Around here? You never know.
One thing I know - that’s no General Lee.

“The thinking person’s heartthrob”

Slipping mad props for one of your favorite artists into an only semi-related product review! Well done, anonymous Boston Globe Business writer, well done!

Happy friggin’ Halloween

Archenemy GF does not enjoy answering the door for all the cute little kiddies on Halloween. It’s not that she doesn’t like the cute little kiddies - she does - but doesn’t like the prospect of repeated interruptions to her dinner, consumption of HGTV shows, and other oh-so-important things. And she particularly doesn’t enjoy [...]

T-shirt illo, 4 spots


Efficiency

How UPS got William Gibson’s Spook Country to me:
West Sacramento, CA -> Mather, CA -> Louisville, KY -> Poughkeepsie, NY -> Newark, NJ -> Philadelphia, PA -> Stratford, CT -> Windsor Locks, CT -> Watertown, MA -> Arlington, MA
(this took three days, instead of Amazon Prime’s promised two)
WTF, UPS? Time to lay off the sauce, [...]

They fused, somehow

From Peter, who writes:
My roomate Max loves to make films for the You Tube. He made one about me. It’s only half true, tho.
Which half, I couldn’t shouldn’t say.

Didit didit didit didit didit didit didit da DAH

Are all supermarkets awash in 70s prog rock, or just the one near me?
I’d kind of hoped we’d be leaving all that behind us - far behind.

I’m cautiously optimistic

…that I will live to see September.

More humid than humid

I want more dry air, fucker.

Things’re looking up


Reports from the field

Roving archenemy field correspondent SBL provides the above photo from Switzerland (and a number of others, but I have yet to ask him if I can post any). I particularly like how much the mountain in the background resembles a hollywood special effect or a Wyeth painting… in the foreground, the shadows go to black, [...]

A man after my own heart

Archenemy roving field correspondent AWM writes from Duke:
Hot as nuts down here all the time now. Pretty much keeps me from leaving the house, not that that was a problem before.
LOL!

Notes from the field

Archenemy roving field correspondent SBL reports, via email from some trendy wireless handheld or other:
Dude, I’m looking at the Eiger!
No word yet on whether he’s sanctioning anyone.

Ideological impurity detected - purge strongly recommended


Tastes like chicken

Yes it does!
Very cute.

Must be a coincidence

Family Watchdog’s Google Maps hack shows you the bad apples. The red squares indicate convictions for offenses against children. I know you’d have to try pretty hard to not live or work somewhere relatively near a school in this town, but this seems like an alcoholic renting an apartment above a saloon.