Category Archives: further signs of the apocalypse

Teacher hot for hot teacher

Students react to the news that their French and Spanish teachers were caught by a janitor having lesbian sex in an empty classroom:

It’s great that this school has French and Spanish teachers, but in my opinion they might want to think about laying out some bucks for an English teacher. I mean, it could be [...]

Not quite Charlton Heston, is he?

The Omega Man Male
(via)

Multiculturalism (she’s a MAN, baby! remix edition)

Islamic Breast Deception Inspection and Enforcement.
Is there any form of idiocy that cannot be practiced in the name of Allah?

Hope & Change

It’s good to see our reputation is finally being restored to its pre-W glory:
Barack Obama: President Pantywaist restores the satellite states to their former owner
Barack Obama’s chances of re-election in three and a half years’ time may be evaporating at unprecedented speed, but his presidential ambitions could still be realised in another direction. He would [...]

My marching orders come in 140 chars or less

Rove tweets:
Reading Obama budget: criticized 43 for adding 2.9 tril to debt in 8 yrs (CONT’D)
but BHO plans adding 3.2 tril by end FY10, 20 mths, 11 days into term, +4.7tril w/in 4 yrs. WOW
WOW is right. Get busy creating wealth, everyone – so your betters can spread it around “a little”.

Inflation has turned us all into speculators

Dalrymple on debauching the currency.
Go.
You know you want to.
(via FB)

The Prius of Politicians

This is a good observation:
To understand where to go from here, we have to understand that Americans are in no way attached to Obama the individual, Americans are attached to the way Obama makes them feel.
It explains why, when Obama has to choose between tossing many (most?) of his campaign promises out the window and [...]

What could possibly go wrong?

Weren’t a bunch of goofs trying to get Arlington to pass a law like the one being abused here, just a couple of years ago?

Paging all baby boomers!

The dustbin of history is waiting. Don’t keep it waiting too long, eh?
Sheesh.

Dog bites man

Really hot, talented actress opens her mouth and ruins everything.
Ok, Ok…. there were warning signs:

She’s French
She’s a spokeswomen for Greenpeace

 

Keep your spandex fetish away from my Hergé, please

WTF is THIS? He-Man, Master of the Belgianverse?

MEMO: ultra-violent overthrow of government scheduled for Saturday (raindate Sunday)

Daring SWAT team saves child from headache:
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — A tactical law enforcement team broke into Tom Shiflett’s home and took his 11-year-old son to hospital for court-ordered medical treatment for a minor head injury.
Garfield County’s All Hazards Response Team raided the home Friday night, a day after Jon Shiflett fell after grabbing the [...]

GB’s war on cutlery

Samurai swords to be banned:
The sale of imitation samurai swords could be banned by the end of the year, the Home Office announced today.
Importing or hiring the weapons could also be made illegal following a string of samurai sword attacks in recent years.
Breaching the ban, which is targeted at cheap imitation samurai swords rather than [...]

Your honor, that amphibian was for personal use

More on the proverbial street and its uses for things:
Law enforcement authorities have discovered that people are willing to go to great lengths to get high
And they discovered this when? Recently, or decades ago, a few minutes after deciding to police what people put in their bodies?
including a troubling new method that features a frightened [...]

Morrrr braaaainzzzzz….

Yeah, it’s not 2008 yet, but given that you can’t underestimate the irrationality of the American voter, it’s probably not too early to start buying razor wire and MREs.

Dar al-Harb

Additionally:
Almost half of Britain’s mosques are under the control of a hardline Islamic sect whose leading preacher loathes Western values and has called on Muslims to “shed blood” for Allah, an investigation by The Times has found.
I predict lots of ugly violence.

The street (dirt road) finds its own uses for things (sewage)

Does man’s creativity know no bounds?
At the Lusaka sewage ponds, two teenage boys plunge their hands into the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top. A sour smell rises [...]

Sandsquid

Pretty cool! Someone tell Lileks!
(via neatorama)

How can they champion victim’s-rights without first making sure there are victims?

Via Instapundit, a fashionable TASER, delivered right to your door! Better-looking than the iPhone, and probably more fun to use… But alas, the fact that
In field uses by law enforcement against dangerous suspects, TASER technology has among the lowest injury rates of any force option.
makes no difference to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, which cares more [...]

Tintin in England

Racist imagery “found” in 1931 comic book!
The Commission for Racial Equality has labelled a Tintin book racist and criticised a high street book chain for stocking the title.
The CRE says Tintin in the Congo makes black people “look like monkeys and talk like imbeciles”.
It has called on Borders to remove it from sale due to [...]