JammieWearingFool really IS a fool!

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JammieWearingFool: Good News, Guys: Hottest Babe on the Planet Now Available

The sexiest woman on Earth is back on the market.

Sci-fi starlet Megan Fox and her longtime fiancé, Brian Austin Green, have called it quits, according to Us Weekly.

The celebrity mag yesterday described the couple’s breakup last week as “completely amicable.”

Reps for the “Transformers” starlet, 22, and the B-list actor, 35, best known for his role on “Beverly Hills 90210,” did not return several calls seeking comment. Each star has a tattoo of the other’s name. “Brian” is on Fox’s lower abdomen.

She’ll have to do something about that tattoo before I consider any longterm relationship.

I assert there are millions of men in this country alone who would change their names to Brian to spare her from having to do something about that tattoo!

(via Insty)

UPDATE: seems other folks in JWFs comments had the same idea – oh well.

This entry was written by dff and posted on February 25, 2009 at 9:19 pm and filed under damn straight. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

3 Comments

  1. Brian Dunbar
    Posted February 25, 2009 at 10:17 pm | Permalink

    She’ll have to do something about that tattoo before I consider any longterm relationship.

    Hey, I’m ready to go – my parents showed excellent foresight.

  2. dff
    Posted February 25, 2009 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

    Now, to REALLY get to the front of the line, go get a “Megan” tattoo.

  3. Brian
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    I’m Brian!

    No, I’m Brian!

    I’m Brian!

    I’m Brian, and so’s my wife!

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