Always outnumbered, never outgunned

A phone call to the ancestral Archenemy Manor:

Archenemy: Mom, I’ve got to run out of town for a few hours and was thinking I’d leave the dog with you guys… I know you won’t be around, but could you ask Dad if he’ll be there?

Archenemy Mom: Not right now…

(strange background noises)

Archenemy: Er… what’s going on?

Archenemy Mom: He’s fighting with all seven of our dinner guests about global warming.

Ah, Massachusetts.

(h/t)

This entry was written by dff and posted on May 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm and filed under funny. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

2 Comments

  1. QM
    Posted May 3, 2008 at 12:39 am | Permalink

    You da man, Charlie!

  2. admin
    Posted May 4, 2008 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    I’m sure he felt like this man.

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