Monthly Archives: May 2008

When citizens have them they’re “Assault Rifles”

What I found so interesting in this article about arming DC police with semi-auto AR-15s is that when the press and the anti-2nd amendment DC government talks about getting guns of the street (translation: out of the hands of law abiding citizens), they love to use the term “assault rifles.” When these same weapons [...]

In which the typographic business is given, good and hard

Typorgrapher.org dishes it out to NTT DoCoMo like NTT DoCoMo’s blocking the way to the tacqueria:
So, it appears our brand specialist has been drinking one too many Châteauneuf-du-Pape and has gone into a drunken overdrive during a meeting with DoCoMo… oh, sorry, I meant docomo:
“The new logo’s color is red, which symbolizes the company’s energy [...]

View from the balcony

So, I watched some of Town Meeting from the balcony last night, and I learned something interesting: If you squint a bit, you can see which TMMs are reading comics.
(awesome image lazily lifted from Sam Hiti’s website without permission - hopefully it’s OK. Buy some of his stuff - I did!)

New Spiritualized May 27th

Whoo hoo!
And a clip featuring a warehouse of medical equipment dating back to Victorian times…

Easier than improving Star Wars, apparently

Improving The Bible, Part One

Enough already

I’m so sick of books, movies, whatever, with titles of this format. Maybe I should write a book, and title it Gerund Noun.

Always outnumbered, never outgunned

A phone call to the ancestral Archenemy Manor:
Archenemy: Mom, I’ve got to run out of town for a few hours and was thinking I’d leave the dog with you guys… I know you won’t be around, but could you ask Dad if he’ll be there?
Archenemy Mom: Not right now…
(strange background noises)
Archenemy: Er… what’s going on?
Archenemy [...]

And the winner is…

Zing!

Great things are on the horizon

Wow.
Good news for Archenemy Field Correspondent Stumpy McGimp*, for sure. When this tech is good enough for bone therapy, he’ll be the happiest (still super-clumsy) jock-again in the world.
* not to be confused with also-gimpy Archenemy Couch Correspondent