What would his great-great-grandfather think?

Now this is a freakin’ obituary:

Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.

The last line:

He never married.

Apparently he never found the time.

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4 Comments

  1. dff
    Posted July 12, 2007 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    Well, now that world domination’s pretty much off the table, what else is there for the self-respecting aristocrat to while the hours away with but banging smack, drinking like a fish, and getting his gay on?

  2. TJIC
    Posted July 12, 2007 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    If I ever become rich and aristocratic, I’ll likely limit myself to smack and whiskey.

  3. ngrvnd
    Posted July 13, 2007 at 8:26 am | Permalink

    That’s what you think now. Before the smack and whiskey.

  4. dff
    Posted July 13, 2007 at 10:46 am | Permalink

    Oh, shit - soda up my nose! Thanks ngrvnd.

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