Google - the best waste of time ever created

For some reason I remembered a cheesy 1970’s TV show about the boy raised by wolves who would get all feral when pissed off. Thats all I remembered. After 10 minutes on Google I give you……Lucan!

Modern television needs more plots like this:

Lucan becomes a prizefighter to pay the bills for a private detective to find his parents. The private detective is just using Lucan stringing him along with false leads just to bilk him out of money. Fight promoters ask offer a cut of their expected illegal wager proceeds when they ask Lucan to throw a fight. If Lucan does not take a fall in the 10th round his doctor friend being held hostage will be killed by the folks in line to profit from the rigged fight. Lucan with help of a friend manages to turn the tables on the criminals get his doctor friend back and escape Police Detective Prentiss.

or

A government agent plots to use Lucan’s superb tracking instincts to locate a hidden gold mine.

Because as we all know gold smells like…..?

2 Comments

  1. Posted May 31, 2007 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

    Because as we all know gold smells like…..?

    Victory?

  2. Posted June 1, 2007 at 5:16 am | Permalink

    Roman Emperor Vespasian said “Pecunia non olet ” (money does not stink).

    (This was part of a debate over whether to raise funds by taxing bathrooms).

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