From the spamfiles

My absolute fave:

From: “Bret McDonald”
Subject: Industrial Robots
Date: Thu,  1 Jul 2004 13:37:11 -0400 (EDT)

www.We-Buy-Used-Industrial-Robots.com

If you have any industrial robots to sell,
please visit our web site or call,
Toll Free: 1-877-4USEDROBOTS (1-877-487-3376)

To be removed from the mailing list, please send a blank email to unsubscribe@robots-wanted.com with unsubscribe in the subject line.

Robots-Wanted
501 London Rd.
Delaware, OH 43015

I wouldn’t mind having a few robots, either - new or used.

This entry was written by dff and posted on February 14, 2006 at 3:19 pm and filed under funny, indistinguishable from technology. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

3 Comments

  1. jmd
    Posted February 15, 2006 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    You could program it to lift Zeus on the couch, lift him off the couch, lift him on the couch, lift him off the couch…….;-)

  2. dff
    Posted February 15, 2006 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    Exactly my thinking. And instead of an on switch, it could have an audio sensor listening for whining.

  3. Tiffany
    Posted February 19, 2006 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    Hehe.

    And of course the robot would have to be programmed to understand Zeus’ diffent wimpers (eg cheese, lift, sun, outside, caviar, nap…)

    Hehe.

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