The assimilation of Mark Steyn:
HH: That’s why I’ve just posted, and I will be devoting most of today’s show to, a guide to Thanksgiving Day festivities with cranks. That is, how to engage, or not to engage, the crank at the dinner table who wants to debate Bush lied/people died. Are you inviting any cranks to your house in New Hampshire, Mark Steyn?
MS: No, I’m having a low-key Thanksgiving. I am celebrating Thanksgiving in New Hampshire. You know, I said to daughter’s writing teacher, that we were having a discussion about how unassimilated the Muslims were in France. And then she said, well, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? And I said well, Thanksgiving’s not a big deal with us. You know, we’re foreigners. And she said oh, you’re New Hampshire’s equivalent to the unassimilated Muslims. And I felt so bad about that, that we’re having a real big Thanksgiving celebration, a traditional, all-American Thanksgiving. I don’t want to be unassimilated.
LOL!