So, my tennant has moved …halfway… out.

(Objects near mirror are larger than they appear - he’s pretty big)

I guess this is the downside of not driving much. And of course, since he’s built a new wing on his house that’s attached to the bushes alongside my parking space, the next time I drive somewhere he’s in for a surprise.
For those who haven’t heard the story, he moved in behind my passenger side sideview mirror a few weeks ago, and spun a web between the mirror and the car door. Sometimes when I get in the car, he crawls out from behind the mirror just enough to look at me, “kilroy was here”-style. And sometimes, when I’m rocketing up Rt. 2, he decides to look into why everything is vibrating, and crawls out on his web… and winds up hanging on for dear life, slowly climbing hand over hand over hand over hand, etc., back up his strand to the space behind the mirror. It’s a wonder I haven’t run anyone off the road while watching his hilarious antics…