TJIC: I’ve setup a meeting with the bank, wherein I ask “uhhhh…you should give me $20,000. I’m good for it. No, seriously!”.
For optimal sketchiness, you should tag along, wearing ripped jeans, saying nothing, eyes wandering around, and just sit in the corner.
I mean, that’s pretty much how I opened a checking account with these guys… :)
DFF: Need me to sneeze incessantly?
That’s extra, BTW.
UPDATE: for the confused, the title references this.