Okay, because I’ve already been accused of not blogging enough, and because it’s the funniest damn Presidential Debate summary I’ve seen, but mostly because TJIC made me laugh so hard I would have sent some spit flying across the room had I not got my hands up in front of my face quickly enough, I offer the following tidbit:
OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT!
Kerry was all “whatevr, u r a faygz” and Bush was all “U R A L4MERZ” and Kerry was all “STOP CAMPING foo” nd Bush nailed him with the sniper rifle and scread “H34DSH0T!”
After Kerry re-spawned, Bush was all “i pwn3d ur ass” and Kerry was all “my mouse is slow” and Bush was all “shut up fag no excuses u r teh l0s3r.”
Then Kerry cried and threw up in his mouth a little.
Hopefully Kerry’ll be crying and throwing up in his mouth even more when the ballots are counted. Otherwise, I might be (er, in my own mouth, not Kerry’s).