In which the typographic business is given, good and hard

Typorgrapher.org dishes it out to NTT DoCoMo like NTT DoCoMo’s blocking the way to the tacqueria:

So, it appears our brand specialist has been drinking one too many Châteauneuf-du-Pape and has gone into a drunken overdrive during a meeting with DoCoMo… oh, sorry, I meant docomo:

“The new logo’s color is red, which symbolizes the company’s energy and dynamism.”

Oh really now!

Some great snarking follows.

View from the balcony

So, I watched some of Town Meeting from the balcony last night, and I learned something interesting: If you squint a bit, you can see which TMMs are reading comics.

(awesome image lazily lifted from Sam Hiti’s website without permission - hopefully it’s OK. Buy some of his stuff - I did!)

New Spiritualized May 27th

Whoo hoo!

And a clip featuring a warehouse of medical equipment dating back to Victorian times…

Easier than improving Star Wars, apparently

Improving The Bible, Part One

Enough already

I’m so sick of books, movies, whatever, with titles of this format. Maybe I should write a book, and title it Gerund Noun.

Always outnumbered, never outgunned

A phone call to the ancestral Archenemy Manor:

Archenemy: Mom, I’ve got to run out of town for a few hours and was thinking I’d leave the dog with you guys… I know you won’t be around, but could you ask Dad if he’ll be there?

Archenemy Mom: Not right now…

(strange background noises)

Archenemy: Er… what’s going on?

Archenemy Mom: He’s fighting with all seven of our dinner guests about global warming.

Ah, Massachusetts.

(h/t)

And the winner is…

Zing!

Great things are on the horizon

Wow.

Good news for Archenemy Field Correspondent Stumpy McGimp*, for sure. When this tech is good enough for bone therapy, he’ll be the happiest (still super-clumsy) jock-again in the world.

* not to be confused with also-gimpy Archenemy Couch Correspondent

Partisan songs

To Repel Ghosts:

These songs are the record of our speculative forays into the dreamspace which has grown up in the cracks between the social myth of the Heroic partisans and the ugly reality of the war; in mapping that territory, it was not our intention to pursue any specific political agenda or champion any particular group or concern. The history of the Soviet partisans in the Great Patriotic War, like most war stories, is complex and often contradictory. We believe that it is vitally important, at these intersections of heroism and atrocity, to retain that complexity and resist the reductive impulse which impoverishes our myths and denies the varied humanity of the men and women on all sides of the conflict. These songs seek neither to glorify nor to condemn, and while they do not have anything so crude as a “message,” we hope that they do contain some echo of truth.

Great stuff.

Google Earth looks very cool

Of course, being a bit of an old-school geek, Google’s spherical presentation of street-level photography reminded me of this, this and this.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

It’s the only way to be sure.

(unneccesary subject line h/t)

Duck!

Very cool: The now-very-shiny ISS will be flying over the inner TJICisphere tonight and tomorrow night.

(via seablogger)

Paging all baby boomers!

The dustbin of history is waiting. Don’t keep it waiting too long, eh?

Sheesh.

Administrivia

So, we’re back, and re-created as part of our host’s one-click install/upgrade service - no more manual upgrades (uphill! both ways! in january! eight feet of snow! and we liked it!) for us.

If anyone notices anything broken, give a yell or something.

Downtime

Doing some maintenance, might disappear for a bit. Hopefully we’ll be back.

Burrito break

Maintenance to continue a bit later.

Big, dumb, slow & yet still kind of cool

A reason to be an old-fashioned man

Modern men feel emasculated, study claims

Little spacetime capsules

This is so cool!

I could never figure it out, either

Completely out of the blue, the QM writes:

I’d long known that The Verve lost all their Bittersweet Symphony royalties due to allegedly ripping off the Rolling Stones’s Last Time. But I could never figure it out, since I don’t think there’s anything in LT that sounds like BS.

Then I finally found out that the accusation was that The Verve used “too much” of a sample from an orchestral version (I’d say more an adaptation that a version) of LT.

Thanks to YouTube I found the orchestral original. “Too much” of a sample is, shall we say, a massive understatement.

and answers a question I hadn’t asked, but had wondered about for a long time. How cool is that?